A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
Get the stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hoopermug. In public, you already know how to identify these kids. Unfortunately, online, there are two extreme.
1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
by WorldAssault May 24, 2009
Get the Scenemug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. May 2, 2025
Get the 《.7.9.7.6.》I be Liking makes Scenes《.7.9.7.6.》mug. Something that I noticed the most is that a scene dude will gladly make out with another pathetic scene dude so that said scene dudes can get into scene chick's pants.
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
by That chick named Candice July 18, 2008
Get the scenemug. if you want to be scene like me follow this simple steps
get some layers in your hair
tease spike or screw it up to stand out
get some awesome colors in your hair like blue pink green etc..
ware skinny jeans any color from white/black to pink and blue
wear vans convers (really in my opiniun you can wear any shoes you want exsept flipflops)
get some rad shirts..hello kitty, care bears, glommy bear pokemon, packman ,hearts ,skulls,dimonds,etc...
random sayings
love robots and dinosors hello kitty
pearcings
tats
get some layers in your hair
tease spike or screw it up to stand out
get some awesome colors in your hair like blue pink green etc..
ware skinny jeans any color from white/black to pink and blue
wear vans convers (really in my opiniun you can wear any shoes you want exsept flipflops)
get some rad shirts..hello kitty, care bears, glommy bear pokemon, packman ,hearts ,skulls,dimonds,etc...
random sayings
love robots and dinosors hello kitty
pearcings
tats
by jessi jes September 28, 2009
Get the scenemug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Everglading ScEnE evergladinG thE<.7.9.7.6.>mug. an emo kid starts dressing scene and a scene kid says "you're not allowed to dress scene cause your emo"
this scene kid is now a scene saver.
this scene kid is now a scene saver.
by fobthesheep7 August 27, 2009
Get the scene savermug.