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double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
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Daryan Math

The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.
“Bro, how’d you get an A without studying?”
“Simple — Daryan Math.”
by Lolreflex October 14, 2025
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Math

P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."
by wbamo! September 12, 2021
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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Math Rasmussen

A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022
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math

i hate math
by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 23, 2023
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Math

The complex use of numbers and letters to learn, create, explore, understand, etc the universe we live in.
THE TEACHER GAVE ME MATH HOMEWORK SO THAT I LEARN MORE MATH.
by SteveSavage December 30, 2018
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