little cunt

When you're not an actual cunt, but you need to be a bit of a cunt to prevent people from taking the piss or walking all over you.

Yo Vicki, we're so much happier now we've become little cunts.

by PeakyRunner May 28, 2016

Cunt Pizza

A pizza with no meat.

Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.

by MentalMystics August 12, 2009

robo cunt

A female Police Officer that gets off on giving everyone a ticket just to boost her penile envy ego.

"I was rushing my wife to the hospital when she was in labor and Robo Cunt decides to pull us over and take her own sweet time giving me a ticket."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

by theJAW June 26, 2008

cunt cancer

Cancer of the cunt. It is a serious condition that you should see a doctor for.

Shit I have been diagnosed with cunt cancer!

by shannon369 February 9, 2009

Hard Cunt

A tough person.

A payout or insult; used to describe a person who thinks and acts tough but really isn't.

One who preforms an incredible or amazing action.

A gronk.

"Those Chatswood boys are alway trying to roll teenage kids, they think they're such hard cunts"

by johnnygun August 21, 2009

top cunts

More than one really good blokes

Owen and Joe are proper top cunts

by topcunt December 21, 2008