shock collar

What we need to buy for Kincaid so he will stop being a whore.

Every time Kincaid tries to hit on Maddie, we turn the shock collar to level 100.

by someone_named_someone November 6, 2009

stockings

Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.

Dude check out that woman by the bar in stockings she must be covering up some nasty skeet rash.

by m&m2 July 12, 2006

Shockadin

A talent spec for paladins in World of Warcraft that tries to innovate a new DPS spec. However this spec has much controversy in the Paladin forums due to the fact of its high emphasis on +DMG gear rather than +Healing gear. It is rejected in top arena teams and is disdained among many of the more veteran paladins. It has yet to be a justifiable spec.

Why are shockadins called shockadins? Because They only judge and use holyshock.

by Æsthetic May 20, 2008

shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

shocka

A singular term used to describe one the "4 Shockas" described in the "B-3" manual.

The 4 shockas of the B-3 are the coolest faces I know!!

by Shocka D September 30, 2003

Stockers

To be completely without sexual orientation. ie is it male, female, or something else???

holy shit look at that chick now thats a stockers!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

scock

A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.

"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"

by skid_mark December 24, 2008