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Retard

A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.
he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.
by the uwebolla virus October 9, 2008
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retarded

1. an adjective used to describe something that is slow.

2. slang for stupid, dumb, etc.

3. mentally handicapped

4. adjective used to describe people who get offended over the slang use of the word (#2)
1. Wow, that tree's growth has been quite retarded from its lack of water.

2. Wow Bob, you lit the cat on fire, you're fucking retarded.

3. Jim is in special ed, he's retarded.

4. You're fucking retarded, nobody is making fun of your cousin with down syndrome when they call someone else retarded.
by retardedPerson November 19, 2009
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Retarded

Somone mentally challenged, brain does not function normally, takes a while to answer questions, is extremely guillable
1. Tom Cruise is retarded enough to beleive in scientology
2. Lukes retardedness crept out and hit me
3. That person is so retarded it took him a minute to tell me the time
by Will Kelly June 7, 2007
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Resident evil retard

any t-virus infected mutant from the resi series (best games in the world-andthe ff's) that eats themselves rather than anyone else.
jill slapped the zomie to death because it wasnt trying to kill her. hey, why waste ammo?
by masterofrpg February 24, 2004
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"oh you retard!"

what is said to a friend or collegue when they do something stupid that makes you laugh. Or as a way to show your dissapointment.
eg1:
man1: (slips on the wet floor in the mens and grabs the urinal)
man2: "oh you retard!" (laughs towards/with man1)

eg:2
Man1:(just got the team killed)
Man2:"oh you retard" (face in hands distraught)
by liam mogford October 21, 2007
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retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
by Salad tits cockney June 14, 2007
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Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.
Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.
by Im cool like that April 25, 2009
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