a collective act of pulling out a fresh condom from a pre-ripped package and putting on your piece in one unified motion
by tomshray August 04, 2009
Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.
by saleemthedream August 07, 2022
A term invented by forum moderators. This term is used when telling forum users to take their discussion to the ranters section of the forum, because they are arguing or flaming each other, instead of discussing the topic in a friendly manner. Thus the moderators move the entire topic to the ranters section.
by Dark_Loki October 31, 2006
Hotter than kano and in the top ten most hot men in the universe he is literally hotter than the sun. i love him so much is you get a put as a boyfriend you are rlly lucky never let him go and he will never let you go. If u want a Putt then buy one get one free now at wallmart.
by Wah wah baby love you kis kis January 24, 2022
by Reaper1257x April 18, 2021
When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.
Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"
by The Mad Machine June 04, 2017
by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022