ham job

To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.

"Now, you wanna give me a ham job!"

"I think I'm going to ask Bill to give me a ham job"

by Vagiotta May 2, 2007

Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning

Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

bro job

The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure.
*The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.

Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.

by Turtle Taint December 31, 2006

RIM job

(n.) Not to be confused with the more widely-used term "rim job", a RIM job is any professional position within the technology firm Research In Motion (aka RIM), the makers of the Blackberry.

Person1: "We should all apply for a RIM job!"
Person2: "Hey! I'm not into that sort of thing!"
Person1: "No, I mean RIM is hiring!"

by Snailfather June 20, 2006

Blue Job

Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.

"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."

by The Mayor of Plymouth September 22, 2006

inside job

a tattoo made while in prison

A: Hey, nice tat. Where did you get it?
B: It's an inside job
A: Nice one anyway

by pasqdek February 6, 2013

Bro job

When bromance goes just a little bit too far.

"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."

by Mr Gronk November 27, 2012