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Who’s tha- oh it’s the best mom ever Jonessi
Jonessi by Mr eggggggg April 11, 2023
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Jones jonesing Joner jonesy jonesin jonesed jonestown joned Jones'd jones soda
a woman who shines from within and probably does yoga and meditates and takes care of herself. she's a light of the earth.
"she's such a jonesy"

"she's such a jonesy girl"

"yeah, I could tell she was a jonesy when I met her"

"I love her! She's such a jonesy."
jonesy by hellloogoodbye April 12, 2023

Jones Luck 

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.

Jonesin' 

The original use of Jonesing mean dying
To jones for means to die for
This phrase came out in 1978 after the Jonestown Massacre. I was 12 years old.

Kool-Aid laced with cyanide was given to children and adult members killing more than 900 people.

This is also why people say "don't drink the Kool aid" or "he drank the Kool aid" meaning fatal move.
I'm jonesin' for a cup of coffee right now
Jonesin' by Papa Picasso October 5, 2023

Jonesing 

1. (Verb) To fiend, tweak, or absolutely geek out.
2. (Verb) To mess with somebody (Similar to Joshing somebody)
3.(Verb) To be extremely angry
1. “Liam’s vape died yesterday and now he’s jonesing.”

2. “Ben I know we’re not going to Canada stop Jonesing me.”

3. “Nates girl broke up with him and now he’s absolutely jonesing”
Jonesing by VNSpano127 November 12, 2023
Joneice is Smart,but she act slow, she is pretty and in love with herself. She is emotional, she’s a lover girl but she patty sometimes
Joneice is Pretty
Joneice by London buyer’s December 10, 2023