grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 4, 2003

Glamster

The name given to a female fan of Adam Lambert. First used by one of his fans, Sazzle Dazzle Lambrit. It combines the words Glamourous and sister.

I love my Glamsters.

by SazzleDazzleLambrit August 14, 2010

Glasshole

A punk rocker hipster scene-ster type who wears horn rimmed, or Buddy Holly style glasses.

Usually accompanied with a zip-up hoodie, Dickies pants and Chuck Taylor shoes.

This person's perception of the world is pessimestic and/or sarcastic. Approach with caution because he's probably a jerk and think's he's much cooler than you, square.

Billy: "That guy's a creep, I said 'what up' and he snubbed me. What gives?"

Johnny: "Don't worry about him. He's just a glasshole."

by Aaron Goodyear August 8, 2005

Black Glasses Incorporated

A company that reviews video games, and makes video game hacks. It is currently owned by Tharthan.

"Black Glasses Incorporated" is the one

by Tharthandorf Aquanashi August 23, 2009

Gassed

Being happy about something. Excited for a specific reason. Hopeful for something.

Im gassed cuz i getta new pair of kicks dis week.

by kierraa December 22, 2008

gasshole

when guys from out of state that work for the gas companies or the oil fields come up to ur home state/town and fuck around with all these girls leading them on and saying there single or married in there home state and it doesnt apply to where they are now. and there assholes that dont care about anything except getting a piece of ass and they dont care what they have to say or do to get it. there for making them gassholes.

that guy is such a gasshole

by lexx23 December 16, 2012

alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010