Got Food? 

aka "Food Face", the oval of food surrounding the mouth that toddlers get from feeding themselves.

"Isn't that cute?", we laugh each time we see "Got Food?" on a toddler's face. The funniest thing of all is realizing that we ALL used to do that!

Got Food? by Jeff & Sarah Goven January 1, 2007

hanging a food rope 

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

hanging a food rope by The Duke of Scat February 3, 2010

Homeschool Food 

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.

Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.

Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.

Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.

Homeschool Food by CGW October 1, 2009

fast food 

one who is used as a hookup simply because of his/her close proximity to another person; a sexual fling based purely on convenience of location

-"Why are those two hooking up?"
-"She lives right below him; she's totally his fast food."

fast food by fast food April 28, 2005

ate your food 

you say this when someone gets bad karma for telling people about someone or a certian situation when it was not their place to say anything at all.

Person 1: "Wow I can't believe im getting hate for tell people what Sarah did."

Person 2: "That's what you get you should've shut up and ate your food."

ate your food by Zamarioarias January 30, 2019

comfort food 

Food eaten to relieve stress.

I'm eating a burger. That is my comfort food.

comfort food by Ereck Flowers July 3, 2016

Outside food 

Food that is brought into a secure building. Such as Jail, Prison, Bording school, Detention ceneters, Drug and Alcohol treatment.

Hell yeah man, My family is visiting today and I get outside food.

Outside food by W Austin W. December 8, 2006