1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
by ncmo April 05, 2010
A list of boys or girls most likely from high-school on facebook who are your imaginary whores that imaginarary are still attracted to you regardless if they are in a relationship, have big egos or hate your guts.
by anon76889 October 08, 2010
When a women who is menstruating feels the need to post status updates of her mood swings on facebook. Usually done to gain attention or sympathy.
PMSer 1: I'm feeling pissed off at life! I HATE FAKES!
commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.
PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.
commenter: < calls the police
commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.
PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.
commenter: < calls the police
by dr.fill December 09, 2009
John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010
by Chivaun Snyder January 20, 2011
Facebook blocks you because you want privacy and changed your name into a fake name. Or Facebook blocks you because you post too much in a group, Facebook sees you as spam. Or Facebook blocks you for having too many friends. Facebook is extremely introverted. Not a good place for extroverts.
by Ravenland April 23, 2018
The phenomenon of quickly gaining 15 lbs. by going to too many facebook-related events. Much like "the Freshman 15" for college.
by rison May 19, 2009