1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
by ncmo April 05, 2010
A list of boys or girls most likely from high-school on facebook who are your imaginary whores that imaginarary are still attracted to you regardless if they are in a relationship, have big egos or hate your guts.
by anon76889 October 08, 2010
When a women who is menstruating feels the need to post status updates of her mood swings on facebook. Usually done to gain attention or sympathy.
PMSer 1: I'm feeling pissed off at life! I HATE FAKES!
commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.
PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.
commenter: < calls the police
commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.
PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.
commenter: < calls the police
by dr.fill December 09, 2009
John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!
by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010
Due to the message Renee received from her psycho ex, she decided to do an about facebook, cutting off all her friends and family in the process.
by KirkCHI December 26, 2009
Facebook blocks you because you want privacy and changed your name into a fake name. Or Facebook blocks you because you post too much in a group, Facebook sees you as spam. Or Facebook blocks you for having too many friends. Facebook is extremely introverted. Not a good place for extroverts.
by Ravenland April 23, 2018
The phenomenon of quickly gaining 15 lbs. by going to too many facebook-related events. Much like "the Freshman 15" for college.
by rison May 19, 2009