After gym smile

It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.

Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.

by U5eriou5 September 19, 2019

After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019

afterplastered

Low energy state humans experience when alcohol induced euphoria has left them.

Taking care of a kid on a long flight is tough, but doing it afterplastered is a million times worse!

by dhrotky December 23, 2019

After Holiday Panic

It’s like you don’t want there next year to come or if you celebrate Christmas you think of everything you want the day after

I’ve been experiencing some after holiday panic recently

by Bundle Bundle December 29, 2019

Afterfreeze

When you get a brain freeze somehow a solid 30 seconds after eating ice cream and it surprises you

"Dude you just made that word up, no one has ever said afterfreeze look it up" -Nipple Guy

by CoolitNewton March 13, 2020

After 7:30

If it’s after 7:30 and you go out with a friend, girl sit in the car go out to eat it’s a must you get a act of the unusual

Let’s link up at After 7:30
Me: 7:30? Please don’t look good
When she’s looking good and you have to bag even if she’s the homie

by Poppydixk August 1, 2020