the cum dimension

the cum dimension is just like the poop dimension but 1000x worse
there are rivers of hot steaming seman.
the clouds are seman.
infact, everything is seman.

yo, just got sent to the cum dimension and I think that I will never recover

by The_very_cool_person_eat_me May 24, 2020

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Dust Cum

When you just can't manage a full spoon of cum. You've wanked that much that your cum is present but almost ghostlike in substance.

"Tom wanked that much in the car on the way home that eventually he only managed a Dust Cum.."

"I came but I don't know where it went....."
"That's what you call Dust Cum Tom."

On the job all night, she bled your snake dry and even when you came in her eye it was just Dust Cum....

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

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Cum Valuation

The Cum Valuation is the value your cum holds, which can be found in the stickiness, thickness, colour, sperm cells and amount of cum presented to the Cum Evaluator

Chad: Nice cum valuation bro, its real thick!

William: thanks bro, its all thanks to No Nut November

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

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Cum Belt

A male ejaculating his load across the waist of a female. Leaving her with a belt of semen around her body.

Dude I didn't whack off for two weeks so I had a big enough load to give Stacey a cum belt.

by masterhand111 April 11, 2013

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Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.

That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?

by Al-katraz September 6, 2013

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