Cap shit

Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting

" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"

by Big Al-San November 11, 2021

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016

Dog Shit

The synonym of dog shit is ass.

Sandhuspits is dogshit at basketball.
Sandhuspits is ass at basketball

Dog shit is defined as someone is bad at something

by Sanduspits October 3, 2021

Shit

You take a big massive poop

Person 1 - zamn I gotta shit
Person 2 - don't get diarrhea

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Shit

Synonymous with life, school, your company and many more things you hate.

Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.

It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)

“You shitty little mother fucker.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”

by Zakooooo March 1, 2023

Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight

c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down

by Shit haul March 2, 2015