by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024
Get the white people shitmug. When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024
Get the Dominant Shitmug. Joe: Hey man, what happened to you? One minute you where here, the next you were gone?
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
by ET3 January 2, 2008
Get the sneaka shitmug. Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit
by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022
Get the Mx5’s are shitmug. by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020
Get the Shit suemug. When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
by whisickle November 1, 2023
Get the Ass ripping shitmug. "Kendrick is shitting this Friday"
"Doja Cat asshole stays wet the way she's shitting"
"Ye shitted all over this"
"Doja Cat asshole stays wet the way she's shitting"
"Ye shitted all over this"
by Lulucoocoo May 13, 2022
Get the Shitmug.