A school full of some of the biggest tools I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. A plague of douchebags ruining the beautiful area the school is in.
RWU student driving past a pedestrain (or in any situation on a small side-street) - speed up, rev your engine, fly past all the people in the houses or on foot, blaze your shit bro!, lettem know how hard you are (so fuckin' hard bro)
RWU student goals - staying LEAN (NOT thin - "thin? the fuck!"), gettin some trim late night from some little brunette skank ("buy hah breakfast? you fuckin serious brah?!"), tan tan tan ("spray uh uthahwise...fuckin' WHATEVA")
Dress Code: 2 options.
Flat-brim hat at about a 35-55 (depending on the week) angle (when passing one of these species, just say, "nice angle bro" and pound your chest once with a fist...they'll get it), OR
Hood up, while indoors - after all, who doesn't admire a good college boy looking like he's a convicted rapist trying to 'lay low' while googling about usher for $30,000 a year in the library (thanks mom and dad)
OR
Combine both! (hood and hat), esp. in the dining hall at dinner. This shows how much of an ill-mannered, poorly-brought-up fag you really are.
(OK, The school of engineering is a slight exception...slight bro)
RWU student driving past a pedestrain (or in any situation on a small side-street) - speed up, rev your engine, fly past all the people in the houses or on foot, blaze your shit bro!, lettem know how hard you are (so fuckin' hard bro)
RWU student goals - staying LEAN (NOT thin - "thin? the fuck!"), gettin some trim late night from some little brunette skank ("buy hah breakfast? you fuckin serious brah?!"), tan tan tan ("spray uh uthahwise...fuckin' WHATEVA")
Dress Code: 2 options.
Flat-brim hat at about a 35-55 (depending on the week) angle (when passing one of these species, just say, "nice angle bro" and pound your chest once with a fist...they'll get it), OR
Hood up, while indoors - after all, who doesn't admire a good college boy looking like he's a convicted rapist trying to 'lay low' while googling about usher for $30,000 a year in the library (thanks mom and dad)
OR
Combine both! (hood and hat), esp. in the dining hall at dinner. This shows how much of an ill-mannered, poorly-brought-up fag you really are.
(OK, The school of engineering is a slight exception...slight bro)
Roger Williams University Class of 'whateva bra...
choken up, guido accent, about to cry "I never woulda thought!...a douchebag guido like me...could get a college education. Thank you Roga Williams."
choken up, guido accent, about to cry "I never woulda thought!...a douchebag guido like me...could get a college education. Thank you Roga Williams."
by Play Lacrosse Rhode Island July 02, 2009
Located in College Station Tx, A&M was the first public institute of higher learning in Texas, established in 1876 as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. Founded as an all male millitary school along the lines of the Citadel and VMI,and steeped in millitary tradition, Texas A&M remained essentially unchanged until the 1960s. From these humble origins, A&M has grown to become a large, co-ed Flagship University of 40,000 students for the state of Texas and is consistently ranked as one of the premier public universities in the country. A short list of A&M's accomplishments includes:
-Top 50 Public University
-Top 100 National Doctorate Granting Institute (public and private)
-Carnegie Institute Tier I Research University
-Holds rare triple staus as Land, Sea and Space Grant Institute
-Member of the prestigious Association of American Universities (AAU)
-Nationally ranked schools of Business, Agriculture, Engineering, Veterinary Medecine and Architecture.
-Leads the nation in genetic research, only institution to clone 5 different species.
- Campus is the home of President George H. Bush's Presidential Library, one of the only campuses in the nation with a presidential library
-Nationally famous Corps of Cadets, the largest uniformed student body outside the service academies
-Top 50 Public University
-Top 100 National Doctorate Granting Institute (public and private)
-Carnegie Institute Tier I Research University
-Holds rare triple staus as Land, Sea and Space Grant Institute
-Member of the prestigious Association of American Universities (AAU)
-Nationally ranked schools of Business, Agriculture, Engineering, Veterinary Medecine and Architecture.
-Leads the nation in genetic research, only institution to clone 5 different species.
- Campus is the home of President George H. Bush's Presidential Library, one of the only campuses in the nation with a presidential library
-Nationally famous Corps of Cadets, the largest uniformed student body outside the service academies
by RWW July 02, 2005
Smoked Out University is its second name. It is a school in Ashland Oregon that gives a decent education and calls itself a liberal arts school
"Im thinking about going to SOU!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"
by Epitath December 13, 2009
Old Dominion University is where people with class work their way to becoming top notch at their jobs and in their life. Those who graduate from ODU, and who worked hard during their time there, will become the future leaders of America.
Old Dominion University students and alumni have pride in each step they take and decision they make.
by Anonymous Fraternity Man November 08, 2010
Don't go to VU (Vincennes University) or you'll lose every last cent you have, so you can find out later that the administration office is using your money to go on vacation!!!!!
OR
At VU, your child will get mugged by the ignorant hordes who think their gangsta!!!!
OR
At VU, your child will get mugged by the ignorant hordes who think their gangsta!!!!
by irishhell414 September 26, 2006
The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.
Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."
(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."
"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."
(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."
"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."
by TheDictionKing January 03, 2008
This private school is home to many from a variety of backgrounds. Most people think that the students here live in a bubble but check out their controversial SPU postsecret FB page and you might be persuaded otherwise
This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others
The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football
The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to
Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians
6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU
Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring
There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented
SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program
This school is well known for their nursing, education, business and music programs, along with many others
The Falcon sports teams are occasionally successful, at least the ones that they can keep up, which does not include football
The ratio here is well known to be 3:1 girls to guy which is fortunate for any guy, and every girl's worst nightmare. The ratio causes big headed guys, who come to expect the ladies to chase them down. The dress code is unspoken, a product of the ratio and never varies. Only the classiest for the girls at SPU
"Hipster" is the style that everyone at SPU gets converted to
Not everyone here is a rich kid, even Emersonians
6th West Ashton is home to the Orange Men, the male spirit crew at SPU
Gwinn is the only dining hall and is exceptionally great for most of Freshman year but shortly after, gets quite boring
There are only 4 dorm buildings, each with their own distinct personality, but are all community oriented
SPU has many opportunities for religious events, and activities including Wed. night worship, Urban Involvement weekly service, and SPRINT international program
"Let's apply to Seattle Pacific University, since the people there are so great!"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"
"You seem different, oh now you're an Seattle Pacific University guy…"
by SPU-er November 26, 2011