The Walter Treatment 

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

The Walter Treatment by njm92 September 3, 2021

The Wheaties Box Treatment 

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

The Wheaties Box Treatment by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

The Jez Treatment

When you fall on the wrong side of an angry ginger man. Woe betide the poor mortal who finds themselves on the dark side of ginger fury.

“What’s his problem? He completely blanks me and cuts me dead every time I speak to him!?”

“You fucked up pal… you’re getting the Jez treatment”

The Jez Treatment by Because it is October 21, 2021

stucco wall treatment 

Having sex doggie style with the woman's forehead pinned against a rough stucco wall.

Jane was acting uppity after spending time with her former sorority sisters so John decided to give her the stucco wall treatment.

stucco wall treatment by Zelmo72 October 21, 2021

The Tidball Treatment 

When you let a guy go down on you during your period with the lighs off, kick hom in the face during climax and convince him the blood is the result of his nosebleed

"This dude really liked me and drove across country to see me, turned out he was broke, so I gave him The Tidball Treatment"

The Tidball Treatment by Stevie Beavie February 7, 2022

The Jordan Treatment 

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

The Jordan Treatment by not izaak February 17, 2022

The Lincoln Treatment 

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln

“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”

The Lincoln Treatment by PubliusFed May 31, 2022