Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024

A joke

Your existence.

Hym "Your entire life, your job, are a joke. A joke that I made about you looking like a Jewish man."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2024

Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.

The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.

by chigga12345 April 14, 2024

joke

Something, such as a funny story or trick, that is said or done in order to make people laugh.

He tried to cheer everyone up by telling a joke.
That's an old joke - I've heard it about a thousand times.
Why does no one ever laugh at my jokes?
Do you know any funny jokes?

by Mnonom April 23, 2024

Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

Stepdad Joke

Has all the elements of a Dad Joke, but tries way too hard, ultimately failing to be humorous.

"Brett is always acting like he's funny, telling these Stepdad Jokes - its pathetic."

by Grindhead Jim May 21, 2024