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Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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Road language

When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently
“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.
by Mandy__ August 29, 2021
mugGet the Road languagemug.

when the scot hits the road

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding
by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023
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township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven
''township road 212''
by thee bitch October 21, 2009
mugGet the township road 212mug.

Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018
mugGet the Candy Roadmug.

road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.
Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
by Bob July 23, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

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