A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
An upgrade to a side piece, but not to a wife or girlfriend. You become the only piece he uses when he needs it.
Girl you’re his stay piece, you’re the only one he uses to cheat on everyone else. You’re his go to for sex.
by AJJudy January 22, 2018
A “piece of tiff” is a derogatory term used in friendships, to describe the male, or male appearing, counterpart. The female counterpart of this word is midgpie. This phrase can be shortened to just “tiff”. If a male is described as a “piece of tiff”, it can also be used to call them homosexual.
The closest definition to this word is “bender”, when used in the second described context, however the word is of its own when used in the first context, and no words can relate to it.
The closest definition to this word is “bender”, when used in the second described context, however the word is of its own when used in the first context, and no words can relate to it.
“Did you hear? Johnny likes Matt! What a piece of tiff.”
or,
“You’re such a midgpie!”
“Well you’re a tiff.”
or,
“You’re such a midgpie!”
“Well you’re a tiff.”
by chaeryeongily February 20, 2025
by BringMeDabir March 29, 2006
Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't
The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!
Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece
(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece
G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!
coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 19, 2018
A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 20, 2015
by BeMoreChill666 February 16, 2019