phone

The reason I never sleep at night

Please take my phone away from me

by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020

phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on

You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy

by Dxja_vu January 18, 2019

Phone fright

Like stage fright, but phone fright. Afraid or dislikes to talk on the phone. Usually prefers texting. Nervous when the phone rings.

Steve: you never answer your phone when I call, what, you got phone fright or something?

by Pith191 January 27, 2021

phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man

"Buy me a phone card please"

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.

No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!

by Djay_man July 7, 2021