Junks Muncher

A person who is addicted to narcotics commonly referred to as a "Junkie"

"Did you see how many pills Sam had on the weekend!?"

"Yeah, he's a real Junks Muncher..."

by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010

Junkle

n. Crotch covered in pubic hair

Don't mess with the Zohan, he has an extra large junkle.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 26, 2010

Junkshow

Junkshow: n. When a dude thinks it's hot to put his dick through the fly in his jeans and dance around.

Did you see Mike perform that total junkshow? What a tool.

by dfuf July 7, 2011

Junkprise

The type of surprise a man experiences when during foreplay, reaches into the panties of an attractive young "woman" who turns out to have a pair of balls and a cock, perhaps even larger than his own.

"Jesus...did you hear about Billy last night? He got a junkprise from that sweetie at the bar. She was the hottest girl at the casino but turns out she was packing more meat than the local butcher."

by TheLargeBreast February 21, 2014

junkie fuck

Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.

I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014

Junkin

A word that describes an event where large sums of money are made by selling drugs

1. Yo son i just made like 10 racks today

2. Word, how you get that shit doee?

3. Nigga my crack spot on Jamaica was junkin all day kid. Ya boy got paid yo.

by yung_reezy_fla June 26, 2015

Junkman

A superhero with a large bulging junk; goes around humping his enemies to death and saving hoes.

junkin': what Junkman does

- Help Junkman there's a huge load
- Don't worry Sally, I'll hump in away

by straffeur October 23, 2016