the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.

North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?

by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022

Little Italy

A goofy way of saying 'literally'

They're little italy swimming with the fishes.

by pygasys April 28, 2022

The Italian helicopter

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.

I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter

by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022

The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

by Steadlur February 9, 2023

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023