On your face

The opposite to being off your face - being a responsible person who isn't intoxicated and doesn't endeavor/manage to somehow detach themselves from their complexion. If you are this, then you are on your face.

'I watched a documentary on BBC2 last night and ate some biscuits, I was completely on my face.'

'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.'

'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!'

'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'

by UncleVernon April 10, 2015

clown face

see "red wings"...
describes the look of someones face who just performed oral sex on a lady who is on her period

You dumb ass clown face...you should have waited 3 days until she was done!!!

by mike mathis March 27, 2003

Winky face

Specific flirting mechanism never to be used by: family, old people, clergy members, uggos, etc.

Uninteresting troll: hey sexy ;)
Scared recipient: please stop misusing winky face

by Cshizz December 22, 2012

two faced

Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u

me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure

kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno

by tina4590 February 13, 2010

poop face

Nick name for a boss.

1: As usual, poop face drank the last cup of coffee wihout making a new pot.

2: Poopface thinks his poop don't stink.

by Mr. Bear Man in Athabasca November 9, 2009

butt face

This isn't really a harsh name to call someone at all. More times than not it is used by close friends especially male/female friends or even siblings. There is a major difference in calling a person an "Ass head" as compared to "Butt Face"

"Hey what's up butt face?" "Are you going to make the birthday party on Saturday?"

by JP12345 September 3, 2007

Cake-Face

One who cakes her face with make-up.

I would never kiss that cake face. I might get her cakey goo all over me.

by Greg Travers January 14, 2004