cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

Careratt

Someone who cares when your doing well in life resulting in more stress an instability

I care so if it looks like your reaching your life's goals I will be concered so I have to say careratt for ?

by So void laundry March 26, 2025

Cartesian Cesspit

When an inexperienced man can't find the right hole on a woman and ends up in the backdoor.

Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels

My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.

by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025

Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

Cartner

This is the person you always choose to ride with when you play golf. ie. Golf tournaments when you have a team of 4 or 6 people, you always know who you will ride or drive with when your "cartner" is in the group. The honor of the title "cartner" is a level above that of a golf partner! Your "Cartner" also knows your handicap, what you like to drink while playing and never lets you leave your wedge on the green.

Have you met my golf cartner, Joe? We always ride together when we play golf here!

by King of Cabinets September 21, 2025

Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.

We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.

by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025