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bakon vodka cream pie 

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.
That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.
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toronto cream egg 

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!

raspberry cream pie 

when you f*uck a girl on her period with no rubber and successfully cream pie her, when it oozes out you have a raspberry cream pie.
Jay Z: "ayo Kanye, Kim is being a bitch today!"

Kanye: "yea man she's on the rag"

Jay Z: "No pussy for you then hahaha, itschaboy"

Kanye: " Naw ill just give her a raspberry cream pie, you ain't got the answers Jay"

ice cream sandwich 

when a girl creams and it goes in between her pussy lips.
Girl: "Babe I just came"
Boy: "Damn girl you got that ice cream sandwich"

Pie and Ice Cream

Booze and weed is also known as pie and ice cream. Just like you can't have pie without ice cream, you gotta have booze with weed.
Omg omg! We have to have pie and ice cream tonight then play drunken UNO!!!

bitches and cream 

band formed in 2009 by sam root and tucker leiva genre is hardcore bucky
"buckyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!"
"buckaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
lyrics to song bucky by bitches and cream
bitches and cream by Buckyyyyyyyyyy November 28, 2009