brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

by Jon Botkin and David Meece January 30, 2006

brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.

I got hit by the brown-rule again.

by Parvez April 17, 2006

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

by Jim Riggins December 3, 2006

Al Brown

To refer to the attractiveness of a male. Also known as 'Al Brownian' See also: Bardem

Oh my gosh, he's a total Al Brownian! /drool

by allbrownalbrown March 14, 2008

Brown Thrasher

An angry ghost gone delightfully awry.

The soiled sheets danced about the bed in a horrific display of misguided passion as the brown thrasher moaned in utter terror at what had befallen her.

by Whore Mangler December 5, 2007

brown badge

getting your brown badge is similar to receiving your red wings...

to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.

nonhomosexual only

yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night

dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit

hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him

by Jordan and Langley December 31, 2007