Willi

A boy that looks like a fish. His face is ugly and he likes beating his meat. He has a weird laugh and likes Fishing

Oh look it’s a fish!
No it’s a Willi.

by SchokodrinkErik January 15, 2019

willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.

"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."

by Scribe January 14, 2004

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Willie the Wildcat

Noun: Mascot of Kansas State University; is not racist, unlike the Kansas Jayhawk. He's also a woman's advocate. Rawer Rawr!

"I hate black people," said the Kansas Jayhawk as he was getting railed from the back by Willie the Wildcat and his massive cock.

by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

The Ultimate strawberry jam

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

Willis

Taking a shit as soon as you get out of the shower.

I was late for my date, because I pulled a Willis and had to shower again.

by TrainerTim January 21, 2024