West Virginia Circumcision 

The act of when an uncircumcised male from West Virginia is receiving a blowjob from his sister. Then when his sister bites down too hard, therefore biting off his foreskin. Therfore circumcising him.

My sister just had to give me a West Virginia Circumcision. But the blowjob was really good.

West Virginia Circumcision by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Westlake village 

Possibly the most expensive and boring place in the country, the area being safe and mostly pretty, runs rampant with rich kids who think they are gangster cause they skate and believe they know the hood yet they know theyd never go near a ghetto.
You have two types of boys in westlake
1) tall, rich, skater, crappy rapper, arrogant
2)small, rich, skater, crappy rapper, arrogant
They come in all variations of sizes but because of peer pressure they all come in the same spoiled mentallity, some being different and actually have a chance at going some where are typically frowned upon, most westlake kids are bound to go no where and end up partying to there deaths in the most boring town on earth. But hey the chicks are cool;-)

Ever hear of westlake village??
"The hells a westlake"?

Westlake village by DudefromLA July 6, 2016

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

western alabama gork stomp by airchurro January 2, 2018

west craven high school 

a school full of girls who flash there fanny’s to all the lads, most of the lads have dicks about the size of a worm. Bailey armitage the worlds fattest and smallest dick boy goes there. Most of the teachers have some form of dyslexia and most of the students have clap.

err as if you go west craven high school

west craven high school by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018

West Virginia 

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

Wow that is a damm good song the song that goes like Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

West Virginia by Glyphenhype3 January 14, 2019

West Virginia 

A beautiful state that is over-stereotyped

It’s a beautiful state that has a lot of attractions such as Black Water Falls, Seneca Rocks, Canaan Valley and many others. Their is a lot of stereotypes about West Virginia. Some examples are that we don’t wear shoes, we fuck our cousins, and we’re all very trashy. The truth is that most of these are not true. We have a few rednecks here, but there stereotypes are not always true. It’s just like any other state with cheesy suburban families and few trailer parks here and there. It’s low crime but there are lot of meth and crack heads everywhere. A LOT OF DRUGS!!!

ALMOST HEAVEN WEST VIRGINIA

West Virginia by Grh_fml June 8, 2019

Kanye West

Jay-Z's golden goose, vibrates at the exact frequency needed for dumb rich white trash to oscillate at their wallet's fundamental frequency and give it all their money. The high pitched noise from all this vibrating and oscillating is extremely annoying to the vast majority of the fauna of planet Earth. This rare bird also exhibits highly visual but ultimately empty rituals, and its chant although not discordant is rather bland and common. Has a symbiotic relationship with a much more eye-pleasing but equally bland species, the Kardashian. It has a dark coat, and particularly dislikes paler birds, that often can sing much better and truer than itself, for example the EL-P.

This summer's Kanye West sure is annoying!
I wish those people feeding the Kanye would just die already...
Hopefully someone will shoot this annoying Kanye West so I can finally get some sleep!

Kanye West by LittleAlbert February 13, 2015