Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.
That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!
by Strauss gets DP'd March 26, 2011
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Weed Whacking

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday
by MmRatMan May 27, 2021
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weed whacking

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.
by curtis450 February 21, 2023
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.
Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
by Slimetheboss July 05, 2020
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Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime
“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers
by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024
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weed puffs

When you combine cocoa puffs and weed you get, WeedPuffs!!!!
Man, it's breakfast, but I really need to get high...

Ah man, just eat some Weed Puffs!!!
by RotaxHD March 02, 2015
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