Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.

This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.

by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020

Chicken Nugget Walk

A walk that looks like a chicken.

person 1-Wow she moves nice.

person 2-Ya, must be the chicken nugget walk.

by chickennuggetwalk February 19, 2017

sir walks a lot

A person that spends a lot of their time in video games walking, as opposed to using the normal movement speed or sprinting.

"He's slowly walking around, exploring, pick up the pace sir walks a lot."

by Hergifiga June 5, 2016

Who invented walking?

Alberto Scorfano

It’s easy, I invented it. Who invented walking? lol

by Amoungous September 21, 2021

Walking Big Pot

ril dark the fortnite bot says that he is lagging because he is a Walking Big Pot

"Dude I'm lagging!!" says the Walking Big Pot

by Ducko3 July 18, 2021

walk too heavy

To carry oneself with authority. To seem or be invincible. Neither having nor displaying fear. The opposite of fearful sneaking or easing around. Etc.

A brother would never bother you as you walk too heavy.

by j gamboge June 22, 2011

Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

by subway572572 June 12, 2023