Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022

waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) June 6, 2011

Waffle up

A dramatic improvement to a person, situation, or thing.

She just bought her new home which has three more bedrooms and two more bathrooms, a total waffle up.

by Reubensandwich28 June 29, 2021

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017