short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.
by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019
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Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.
Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
by radical egg February 22, 2019
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by Ur mum gay lol m8 February 25, 2019
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by Josh callard February 27, 2019
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Boy 1: Dude, I tried to hit on Josh's Girl...
Boy 2: Why did you do that? That guys will know you out!
Boy 2: Why did you do that? That guys will know you out!
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