The Burrios Vacunos 

Group of friends with thounsands of years of history , formed by the sun and the moon, sons of the wond and lovers of the death.
This epic group organize the most bastos plans and meetings.
This group has the power of creating memes from nowhere and repeating them until everybody feels the need to join the meme; some of the most famous memes had their zenith in the trips some participants have dine together, and are “el rempalago”, “otras cosas”,“gazorpazorpfield” and lately the “venir a por mi”
The official religion of this group is the Shrek religion with different variation like the bastisima trinity, some people in the group still oppose to accept the word of Shrek following other religious leaders like sanson or the sex-omelet.
There are some official holidays including Alpedrete Halloguingng , new years eve and Saint Patricks day
Concluding, the goal of every human being is to belomg to this group, only some lucky can.

God you are a burrio vacuno, please take all my money , im on my knees

A burrio vacuno!! I beg you! Sign me an autograph!

El hombre que toca la armonica de puta madreee, es esa la verdaad

Hey there are The Burrios Vacunos, jeeez they are so bastos

The Burrios Vacunos by Pexayo88 December 5, 2018

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris 

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

The Oxford Valley mall by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019

The Side-Vagina 

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

The Side-Vagina by Whale Anus August 11, 2019

The Onion Volcano 

The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).

Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!

The Onion Volcano by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019

The Chalke Valley 

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

The Chalke Valley by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

The Orion Virtuoso Style 

another term for mockery of using the magical keytar, such as failing to grab one orb like 6-10 times (must be tough)
or just simply you're bad at casting magic with the magical keytar.

Onion: *Does The Orion Virtuoso Style*
me: such a majestic creature
person1: how many attempts to grab the orb exactly?
person2: probably 6-10 times because he's just that bad.

The Orion Virtuoso Style by Z46Chan November 6, 2020