Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
Get the Speak now, or forever hold your piecemug. by mid piece April 16, 2024
Get the mid piecemug. A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candymug. by alexistexasssss July 6, 2020
Get the cream piecemug. You
‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
Get the stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking nowmug. Da most important hurdle dat a tongue-lolling stud must overcome in order to gain access to a gal's a**.
Offering a cute chick a full-body massage can be one of da best and easiest ways to be permitted to touch her behind; no "piece de resistance" to deal wif on da way to your "prize". Plus of course, once dat said hot looker discovers how good your strong warm hands feel on her butt while you're delightedly kneading it, she will likely allow you to "get a piece" whenever you want it from then on.
by QuacksO March 29, 2023
Get the piece de resistancemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the Prime Piece Primemug.