Icey Mike 

1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.

1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.

Icey Mike by Popeye1921 May 14, 2015

the Mike Hernandez 

a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.

whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.

the Mike Hernandez by JayRyder April 16, 2005

Dirty Mike Keene 

Walk into a building fuck every bitch raw and leave

Wow that's a Dirty Mike Keene

Dirty Mike Keene by Mikeybikey69 January 3, 2020

Pulling a Mike 

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.

Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.

Pulling a Mike by Phil95 October 26, 2014

Big Mike

Usually a tall guy, can be fat, who loves to talk continously and most of the time is a basketball player. He is not always the best player, however, his size creates a balance with his overall skill. There are exceptions. I know of only four "Big Mike's", therefore I am basing my opinion around what I know of them. Only one of them uses something other then size to take the lead in a basketball game

Big Mike is a big guy

Big Mike by Anonymous April 9, 2005

Talk into the mike

to have a girl or guy if thats your style give you a blowjob

You dude i totally had this swamp donkey to talk into the mike last night in the bar bathroom

Talk into the mike by dekek harrison April 28, 2005

Dirty Mike

The stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed.

I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet!
Check out the Dirty Mike in that toilet.

Dirty Mike by DirtyMike&theBoys May 12, 2013