The act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.
"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"
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Get the Elton Johning mug.an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes
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