Suck job

* similar to a blowjob, however the women violently sucks the penis like she's trying to get the last few drops from a drink

* An occupation employed by pimps to metaphorically " suck" the Money out a targets wallets and bank account
* sucking on a lollipop so fucking hard that the damn thing is sucked of the stick and flys into the persons mouth, causing a lot of gagging

* Can you give me suck job instead of a blowjob, blowjobs are gross

* I want you to suck this target dry of money until he don't have enough to buy some toilet paper
* Be careful with that lollipop, you wouldn't want to give yourself a suckjob

by Datt_nutt April 21, 2015

Steve Jobs

An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.

No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you

by the_underachiever November 29, 2012

zombie job

receiving head or giving head to a dead/undead person

tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya

by redeyez333 February 6, 2009

lick job

The act of preforming oral sex on a male or female by swirling your tongue around their penis and balls or vagina and clitoris

You dont blow or suck, but you do give a lick job....

by Puddin' Tang April 13, 2011

Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)

1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job

by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008

boob job

a surgical enlargement of a woman's breasts, a mastectomy

She got a boob job because she wanted to get more attention from her boyfriend.

by Light Joker July 19, 2005

Rosary Job

Originated from the movie "Multiple Maniacs".

When someone uses a rosary to penetrate a woman, and make her orgasm.

The mysterious lady in the church gave Lady Divine a rosary job in the pews.

by MC January 27, 2005