the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.

My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since

by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017

Curling iron

Adj used to label someone that is so gay they change others straight habits into curly habits similar to a curling iron curling hair straight hair

Wow this chick is a damn curling iron over here.

by Poelator February 16, 2018

Lou Ironet

The Michelangelo of Pop Culture.

"You've seen The Creation of Hyrule?"

"No, not Adam! I meant Hyrule! From Lou Ironet!"

by BarabbaTheHutt May 3, 2018

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Chic Ironic

A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.

Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.

by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018