Helicopter homeowner

A homeowner who hovers around annoying contractors, maids, pool service techs or anyone else performing a service in or around their property. Every once in a while they may provide some valuable insights but mostly just ask cliche questions and trivial commentary, which results in delays and frustration.

I would have finished painting that house 2 days ago if the helicopter homeowner would have taken a hike instead of bordering around and talking my ear off.

by J-Sav December 5, 2023

Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

by reacts4u May 9, 2024

Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).

My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 23, 2024

gay homo bitch

Other know as “stompemnthenuts” know to squeal like a pig and says “chiwiwis” as a mating call.

Stomp is a gay homo bitch

by 7”4 June 17, 2024

No-Homo November

No-Homo November is similar to Pride Month, you can be gay all you want all month without being classified as gay

Friend 1: Hey, I just had sex with Friend 3.
Friend 2: Doesn't that mean you're gay?
Friend 1: Nah, we had sex in No-Homo November.

by WHC. June 30, 2024

ICED HOMO

When you jerk a load onto a gay man’s shit in the toilet

Seb jerked a massive ICED HOMO onto Toby’s steaming log

by Stovepiper December 19, 2024

Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.

jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.

by Thinman529k January 10, 2025