Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.

Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

by Hillside101 July 25, 2021

runs hard game

to party hard. to be a boozehound a womanizer.

Anthony: hey, that kid Syno is an animal. he runs hard game.

by AntwanDages November 6, 2010

A Hard Day’s Night

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

You know I work all day
To get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say
You're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home

Everything seems to be right
When I'm home

Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright, oww

So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

Oh, it's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog

It’s been A Hard Day’s Night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright

by Zultroid December 15, 2020

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016

Timmaz Hard Band

Silicone Bands worn by the cult group and exclusive gang known as "Timmaz Hard".

This is seen as an equivalent to a gang patch and is only worn by respected members.

"Bro I heard Simon was prospecting"
"Yeah, he earnt his Timmaz Hard Band last week"

by jfoids November 5, 2011

up to hard eight

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...

do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)

by FrankieHamish December 29, 2006

hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010