golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

golden starfish by Brian He July 20, 2008

goldenshower 

the act of shooting out a yellow substance out of the private area out on to someone. mainly done by some sick motherfucka.

man i was having such good sex that i just couldnt reach the bathroom so when i stood up out it went.

goldenshower by your mom February 16, 2005

golden handshake 

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another

Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

golden handshake by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006

Goldenfinger 

When a doctor has returned from the lavatory after urination and neglected to wash his hands, he proceeds to insert his finger into a patients anal cavity to commence a prostate examination. He then hums the theme tune to the similarly named James Bond film and sings the words 'Goldenfinger!' repeatedly.

Vargus: The doctor just gave me a goldenfinger!
John: Just think yourself lucky he didn't give you a goldenfist.

Goldenfinger by Goldenfinger pro November 22, 2011

golden rain

Herion

Golden rain , texture like sun. There's no frowns with golden brown.

golden rain by CalmG September 5, 2003

golden dick 

a baseball term; when a pitcher retires the first and only 27 batters he faces by the way of strike out.

Wow, i feel good today, i may throw a golden dick. I would trade my wife to throw a golden dick for the yankees.

golden dick by j-magic September 4, 2006

golden ticket idea 

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.

Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.

golden ticket idea by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009