Skip to main content

Sonic Fucking 

When you fuck someone so fast you don't even have time to take your clothes off or put a condom on, so you just put your cock through your fly.
"Hey man you wanna know what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I had a Sonic Fucking with a girl I don't even know, it only lasted 1 minute"
Sonic Fucking by J-BAILS13 April 7, 2010

Absolute fucking walnut 

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass
In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

a fucking burke

When someone does or says something unforgivably ignorant and/or idiotic that negatively affects another person or group(s) of people(akin to betrayal).
He pulled a fucking burke when he ratted us out to his mom!

You'd have to be a real fucking burke to masturbate in the same room as a group of your friends.
a fucking burke by Robb Boss February 28, 2017

Are you fucking braindead dude? 

When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.
Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Tune Fucking 

1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo
Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"
Tune Fucking by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 13, 2010

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.