7 definitions by DINKLEBERRY DAN
Uhmerica is a game played by only the most patriotic of Americans.
It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.
1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.
1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.
George: "Hey are you gonna watch the hockey game tonight?"
Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"
George: "What's Uhmerica?"
Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"
George: "What's Uhmerica?"
Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"
by DINKLEBERRY DAN May 2, 2011
Another word for DEAD
by DINKLEBERRY DAN May 3, 2011
1.) When somebody is giving you trouble when doing something
2.) When a race car is trying to ram you off the track when you are participating in a race, thus giving you trouble. Bubs is just a word to make it sound better
There is also a shorter version - Trubs
2.) When a race car is trying to ram you off the track when you are participating in a race, thus giving you trouble. Bubs is just a word to make it sound better
There is also a shorter version - Trubs
1.) Dave: "I really hate the apps you get on your iTouch that give me advertisment trubs in the bubs"
Chris: "Then buy the good version and stop being a jew"
2.) "The Lamborghini was giving trubs to the Porsche's bubs on the race track"
Chris: "Then buy the good version and stop being a jew"
2.) "The Lamborghini was giving trubs to the Porsche's bubs on the race track"
by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 31, 2011
Nom Noms are a snack food or a food that is extremely delicious.
Nom noms get their name from the word nom, because nom nom sounds like your eating something.
Nom noms get their name from the word nom, because nom nom sounds like your eating something.
Charles: "My favorite nom nom are cosmic brownies yo"
Joseph: "My favorite nom nom is pussy!!!"
Charles: "Um your a freak, your not allowed to eat my nom noms anymore"
Joseph: "My favorite nom nom is pussy!!!"
Charles: "Um your a freak, your not allowed to eat my nom noms anymore"
by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 31, 2011
A young white male that wears extremely high tube socks, untied high-top nike shoes, and a completely tilted sidways hat. P-Gafs are most commonly found in New Jersey. But some P-Gafs have gone as far as northern NY state and most of Pennsylvania
Henry: "Dude I love Eminem's new song Love the Way You Lie!"
Fred: "Eminem is such a P-Gaf screw him"
Henry: "Fuck you asswipe"
Fred: "Eminem is such a P-Gaf screw him"
Henry: "Fuck you asswipe"
by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 26, 2011
What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
by DINKLEBERRY DAN May 2, 2011
1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo
Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"
by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 11, 2010