Cum Rag

That white rag you hide in your pillow case

Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase

Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy

by That guy Tim July 26, 2018

Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.

“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”

by dborlando August 26, 2018

Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.

The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

cum chummie

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.

That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!

by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018

Cum Grunt

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.

ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.

by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.

Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.

by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.

ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.

by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019