Cartendo

To strip nude in a public place.

1. “Hey Stacy, wanna cartendo at Walmart with me and Ed?”
2. “Someone stop him! He’s Cartendoing!”

by Tit Sucker 322 April 8, 2026

Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels

My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.

by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025

Cartel Candy

Fentanyl pills, usually the little blue ones, contained in small or large baggies.

"Yo! Steve stopped breathing after popping a Cartel Candy!"

by Buddahslevjevic August 28, 2025

Cartner

This is the person you always choose to ride with when you play golf. ie. Golf tournaments when you have a team of 4 or 6 people, you always know who you will ride or drive with when your "cartner" is in the group. The honor of the title "cartner" is a level above that of a golf partner! Your "Cartner" also knows your handicap, what you like to drink while playing and never lets you leave your wedge on the green.

Have you met my golf cartner, Joe? We always ride together when we play golf here!

by King of Cabinets September 21, 2025

Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.

We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.

by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025

Canterbury Estates

A former public housing complex in Inkster, MI, Canterbury Estates provided affordable homes for decades. Chronic issues, including severe mold, led to tragic deaths and community outrage. The Inkster Housing Commission eventually sold the property, displacing residents and marking a major shift in local public housing.

“Canterbury Estates shaped generations in Inkster, but its closure left a hole in the community that’s still felt today.”—Inkster Local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Canter step (break)

When the landing or break of a jump occurs as a canter, before it transitions into any other gait.

Any time you land a jump with both arms, and then both legs, it's considered a canter step (break).

by anonthermus November 21, 2025