beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

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beat some heats

smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort

Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?

by what November 10, 2003

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1) the simultaneous actions of beating your meat and eating out your partner.

2) the action of beating your and/or your partners meat, proceeded by the action of you eating your partner out, and/or your partner eating you out.

Also see: Suck N’ Fuck

After foreplay, my partner loves to partake in a good ol’ Beat N’ Eat.

by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019

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beat the amy time

its the time every week "to beat an amy"

look at the time its "beat the amy time"

by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021

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Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

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Beat a Fishie Day

Fishie Day, you celebrate it and you might've hated it, We have the solution for you, Beat a Fishie Day. This day is on November 22nd and it's a day where you can fight a Fishie, and they can't do anything!

"Bro why are you attacking that guy, and why isn't he fighting back?"
"Eh, Beat a Fishie Day"
"Ooooohhhhhhh"

by Axolele November 26, 2021

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