The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
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Get the Bells of Holland mug.THIS IS YOUR SIGN . DATE HER RN . SHES SO LOVELY , FUNNY , KIND , AND CUTE I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES MY BSF AND YE LIKE EVEN IF SHE DUMPED YOU OR SAID NO BEFORE I PROMISE SHE DIDNT WANT TO DO IT AND SHES LOVED YOU SINCE THEN SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY IM SO SORRY IF IVE WASTED YOUR TIME BUT YK WHO YOU ARE THIS IS FOR YOU ASK HER OUT NOW SHE WILL 100% SAY YES 😭👏
you: will u be my gf
belle: is this a joke
you : no i promise
belle: ok then yes I will xx
*is best friends and together for the rest of their lives *
belle: is this a joke
you : no i promise
belle: ok then yes I will xx
*is best friends and together for the rest of their lives *
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Tehno asked DreamXD to give him a Bell when he was granted a wish by him in the prison, but instead of wishing for Freedom he asked for a BELL.
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