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brown-keying

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.
by NJC October 23, 2006
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John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
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brown badge

getting your brown badge is similar to receiving your red wings...

to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.

nonhomosexual only
yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night

dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit

hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him
by Jordan and Langley December 31, 2007
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Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.
"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."
by kasairashi August 21, 2011
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brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.
She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.
by plasticus April 28, 2004
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murdering brown

murdering brown :

porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)

there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.
There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.

This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole
by Senor Ball July 12, 2010
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Brown dolphin

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.
by rosemarsh June 9, 2010
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